DUMPED AND DISCARDED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be king of the hill, you know? Sending out loads of crap every day, racking up those opens. People would get hooked on my sleazy schemes. But now? Now I'm just a failed spammer, getting filtered by those pesky blacklists. My inbox is a graveyard. My once-booming empire has shattered. The gratification of a successful spam campaign are ju